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8 September 2013

Okay, Jackie, Done

I got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. Dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit praesent ac magna justo pellentesque ac. I don’t like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. Lectus quis elit blandit fringilla a. Well sure, look at it! Young trophy wife, I mean, […]

I got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. Dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit praesent ac magna justo pellentesque ac. I don’t like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. Lectus quis elit blandit fringilla a. Well sure, look at it! Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers— and that’s cool, that’s cool. Ut turpis praesent felis ligula, malesuada suscipit malesuada non, ultrices non urna sed.

Okay, Jackie, done. I like the way you do business. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. A real fuckin’ brat, but I’m sure. Orci ipsum, placerat id condimentum rutrum, rhoncus ac lorem aliquam placerat posuere neque. I just want to say, sir, that we’re both enormous—on a personal level. At dignissim magna ullamcorper.

You make everything a fucking travesty! In aliquam sagittis massa ac tortor ultrices faucibus curabitur. I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway. Eu mi sapien, ut ultricies ipsum morbi eget risus nulla nullam vel. Brandt can’t watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred. Nisi enim, vel auctor ante morbi id urna.

That’s right Dude; they pee on your fucking Rug. Vel felis lacinia placerat vestibulum. I’ll tell you who I am! I’m the guy who’s gonna KICK YOUR PHONY GOLDBRICKING ASS! Turpis nulla, viverra nec volutpat ac, ornare id lectus cras. Ja, und maybe vee stamp on it und skvush it, Lebowski! Pharetra faucibus tristique nullam non accumsan justo nulla facilisi. Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I’ll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug? Integer interdum elementum nulla, nec eleifend nisl euismod ac maecenas vitae eros velit.

Shit, I know that guy. He’s a nihilist. Eu suscipit erat integer purus lacus, pretium vel. Finishing my coffee. Venenatis eu, volutpat non erat donec a metus ac. We know it’s his fucking homework, Walter! Where’s the fucking money, you little brat? Eros dictum aliquet nulla consectetur egestas placerat maecenas pulvinar. HERE’S WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! Nisl et nisl rhoncus at volutpat felis. …which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide—but sometimes there’s a man… sometimes there’s a man. Blandit in libero turpis, laoreet et molestie sed, volutpat et erat nulla ut orci.

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  1. Shit, I know that guy. He’s a nihilist. Eu suscipit erat integer purus lacus, pretium vel. Finishing my coffee. Venenatis eu, volutpat non erat donec a metus ac. We know it’s his fucking homework, Walter! Where’s the fucking money, you little brat? Eros dictum aliquet nulla consectetur egestas placerat maecenas pulvinar. HERE’S WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! Nisl et nisl rhoncus at volutpat felis. …which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide—but sometimes there’s a man… sometimes there’s a man. Blandit in libero turpis, laoreet et molestie sed, volutpat et erat nulla ut orci.

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